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January 25, 2005

Rhymin' With EJ: Knights Of The Old Rebublic(ans) II

ME: Man, I've been playing too much Star Wars: KofOR II
ME: I had a dream that I was a Jedi, rushin' fools in the White House trying to get to George Bush.
EJ: Are you serious?
ME: Yup. and he came out dressed like Darth Maul and we battled in the Oval Office. Jumpin' off walls and flippin and sh!t. Darth Bush is no joke, dude.
EJ: ha ha ha ha!
EJ: You...need...help
ME: It was dope, man
ME: Revolution!!!!!
ME: It was me, Colin Powell and Morgan Freeman (?)
EJ: *calling blog police*
EJ: last name, Kelly, first name Todd.... armed with a Light Saber!
ME: *click* Tiger Style.... *click* TIGER STYLE!!!
ME: SCENE: The three Jedi enter the office to find Darth Bush waiting; a double-bladed saber in his hand
ME: Toddwalker: "You guys go on. I can handle this."
ME: Colin: "You sure, Jedi? Bush is a mufuka!"
ME: Morgan Freeman: "They use to call me crazy! Now the call me Batman!!!"
EJ: LMAO
EJ: man, you crazy!
ME: dude. I’m sick. Freeman had a f$@$ BAT!!! knockin' fools out.
ME: Bush: “Don’t mess with Texas, B!tches!”

Posted by toddkelley at January 25, 2005 08:07 AM

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