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February 14, 2006

I Got That Thuggin' Luv... HA HA HA HA HA

Why is it that The Boondocks is quite possibly the most important Black show ever to grace TV? Before you laugh and yell at me, REALLY WATCH and LISTEN to the show?

Sam Jackson: Man, I don't get that
Charlie Murphy: Get what?
Sam Jackson: That texting sh!t
Charlie Murphy: And what's wrong with Texting?
Sam Jackson: You mean aside from the fact that it's the stupidest f#$@!$ thang in the world? I mean, why would anyone in they right mind spend 15 minutes trying to type some sh!t they coulda called and said in 5 seconds. PLUS... it involves typin' with your thumbs, which I just don't approve of. I don't know about you, but i don't got time to read nuthin' that a muthaf%#% typed with his thumbs.
Sam Jackson: FUN FACT: Nothin' type by someone's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just n!gg@ technology away.
Charlie Murphy: ?!?!? What'chu call it?
Sam Jackson: N!gg@... Technology. Technology for N!gg@s....
Charlie Murphy: Sh!t, I be texting my a$$ off! Sh!t, B!tches like texting! I be texting them all the time! In fact, I also be texting my weed man too, 'cause, you know, he don't like to be on the phone, so i text 'em
Sam Jackson: .... Case... and... point...
Sam Jackson: So basically, N!gg@ technology is anything that doesn't plug into a print a printer. Does that (2-Way Pager) plug into a printer?
Charlie Murphy: No
Sam Jackson: You know why?
Charlie Murphy: ????
Sam Jackson: Cause N!gg@s never have anything to print

From the Boondocks Episode: "Let's Nab Oprah"

Posted by toddkelley at February 14, 2006 07:53 AM

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