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July 07, 2006

The Epidemic Meme (Direct from Buccho.com)

1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?

I'd be like a 'Madlib' or 'J Dilla' and put out obscure beat CD's for a living. The kind that don't sell millions, but just the real heads like and buy. And i'm independent, so i could sell 100,000 CD's and good money.

2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?

Sean Paul. Can't stand that guy. Can't UNDERstand that guy, either. I had that game Def Jam: Fight For New York. And I spent every waking moment beatin' the holy sh*t out of Sean Paul. Baby Boy? F*ck you!!!! Sorry... Where were we, again?

3. What’s the dumbest decision you’ve made in the past 5 years?

Putting too much faith, trust and credit in too many people. I spent most of my life as a loner. It worked for me pretty well. But then I decided to open up a bit and let people in. Got f*cked on all fronts. Had to retreat back into myself... get the Eye Of The Tiger back. That sh*t's never gonna happen again. Growing back the goatee. Dark Todd is back, baby!

4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.

aw man. the answer is moot. Both would kill me!

5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?

Well, I got the sense of humor. And the wife don't go "aww... look at the little thingy" when I got my underoos on. So I think i'm ok in both departments... hopefully...

6. So you’ve been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You’re sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?

I know it's a cop out, but i'd say everybody.. And since is the bar, everyone would probably already be there. It would probably split up into groups and all us music bloggers would spend the next 12 hours getting blitz'd and talkin' bout rare beats and records. Man... one can wish...

7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don’t defer to your current signif other either. Infidelity won’t count against you. Duh.)

Yeah... Sure, dude....

8. You’re going on a 5 hour road trip…which 5 CDs do you bring?

• Portishead - Dummy
• Yesterday's New Quintet - Angles Without Edges
• Anita Baker - Compositions
• Esthero - Breath From Another
• Zero 7 - Simple Things

9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?

No one should bury their children. Nobody...

10. What’s your biggest insecurity?

Sins of my youth coming back the haunt me.

11.What’s the first blog you read every day…or however often you read them?

I don't get to read in the morning. But the one i read the most is ejflavors.com. Old School Wednesdays are still the ish! <

12. When’s the last time you peed your pants?

I'm sure i blocked that out. But it had to be during one of the drinking sessions back in college. I drank alot...

13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?

I'd say first kiss.... but it really depends on the amount of that paycheck. ya know?

14. Do you have kids? Want kids?

Nope. Never really did. Was hoping the Kelley bloodline ended with me. But after getting married, I'd love to have a daughter that looked like my wife and had my love for music. She'd have me wrapped around her finger.

15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can’t effing stand…you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd…that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?

Couldn't live iwth myself. The worse thing my mother ever did to me is instill a very strong conscience in me.

16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?

Don't really care about eyebrows... even though mine are GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!

17. What makes you angry?

stupidity wrapped in intolerance. Some people should not be allowed to breed.

18. What makes you horny?

My wife. And it starts with that smile and ends with that butt. Me loves the butt!!!

19. What makes you nervous?

Other nervous people around me.

20. What makes you smile?

Being totally goofy with my wife. Love is being able to share the silliest moments with that special person.

Passing it onto:

Anyone who reads this. TAG!!! YOU'RE IT!!!!

Posted by toddkelley at July 7, 2006 09:46 AM

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