Author Archives: olduser

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    Jun 08

    Happy Birthday To Me!!!

    Written by olduser

    Trying to hide on my birthday. But KB seems to have found me!

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    Jun 07

    YouTube Moment Of The Week: Pete Rock on the MPC2000XL

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    Jun 06

    Allow Me to RE:Introduce Myself…

    Written by olduser

    What’s good, my peoples? After a short hiatus, i’m back on the ‘blog’ scene. I had to step a way for a bit to get my house in order. As you can see, the website has a new look (not my design! credit goes to Dominey Design and what they did with the SlideShowPro website. And speaking of SlideShowPro, how do you like the Flash plug-in working up top?...

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    May 30

    The First Rule About Fight Club…

    Written by olduser

    Fight club draws techies for bloody underground beatdowns JORDAN ROBERTSON Associated Press MENLO PARK, Calif. – They may sport love handles and Ivy League pedigrees, but every two weeks some Silicon Valley techies become vicious street brawlers in a real-life underground fight club. Kicking, punching and swinging every household object imaginable – from frying pans and tennis rackets to pillowcases stuffed with soda cans – they beat each other...

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    May 26

    A Little Madlib To Wet Your Whistle

    Written by olduser

    I know I know… where the hell am i? I’m chillin’… still workin’ Trying to drop this redesign by Memorial Day. Here’s a little something to keep you coming around until i’m done. L.O.V.E. You and I (Madlib Remix) – Jazzanova

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    May 24

    Be Right Back

    Written by olduser

    Work’s a bitch these days! I’m working on a redesign, and mixes over at flowink.com. I’ll holla!

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    May 12

    Ultra MegaChicken? No “Shhh” He Is Legend!!!

    Written by olduser

    This is the funniest sh!t on TV today. I still don’t understand why nobody else (besides stoners) finds this sh!t funny as hell!

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    May 11

    Testing A New Audio Player

    Written by olduser

    What’s up peoples? Ok, i’m trying to figure out better / simple ways to stream music. The best i’ve found so far is a solution from this cat Martin Laine from http://www.1pixelout.net. It’s an incredibly simple player yet it works so damn well! He created it to work with WordPress blogs, so i had to do a little bit more work to get it to work on my site....

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    May 09

    Do You Know What Time It Is?

    Written by olduser

    IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!! WHERE-E-AT? WHERE-E-AT? WHERE-E-AT? NO DER-E-GO!!! DER-E-GO!!! DER-E-GO!!! DER-E-GO!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELL-LEY PEANUT BUTTER JELL-LEY PEANUT BUTTER JELL-LEY DO THE PEANUT BETTER JELLY… PEANUT BETTER JELLY… PEANUT BETTER JELLY… WITH A BASEBALL BAT PEANUT BETTER JELLY… PEANUT BETTER JELLY… PEANUT BETTER JELLY… WITH A BASEBALL BAT

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    May 03

    Buccho.com: The 25 Greatest Hip Hop Remixes, Part 1

    Written by olduser

    Earlier this week, KB over at Buccho.com invited me to a roundtable discussion on Scratch Magazine’s “25 Greatest Hip Hop Remixes”. The list was ‘decent’, but not totally on point. Part 1 of the transcript (and radio blog of the songs) is available on buccho.com. TRANSCRIPT OF REMIX DISCUSSION

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    Apr 28

    From Flowink.com. Worldwide Soul

    Written by olduser

    What’s up folks! If you havent’ been over to the new SPOT FOR MUSIC, Flowink.com, get y’all a$$es over there and check out the hot music. What? My words don’t convince you of the new hotness? SHAME ON YOU! But ok. Check out this weeks two new mixes my man, CB and Yours Truly. After you nod your head in awe, you might as well come on over and...

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    Apr 27

    Shoot ‘em In The Head! It’s the Only Way To Kill ‘em!!!

    Written by olduser

    We all know it’s coming. One day you’ll wake up and discover the dead has come back to life and are feeding on the flesh of the living! I don’t know about you, but they ain’t gonna get me. You want to be prepared? Then join me and take “The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test“. The more you read, the more you know. And knowing’s half the battle. NOTE: it’s...

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    Apr 27

    Passing The Time..

    Written by olduser

    So i’m chillin. I got a bad case of the flu. Taking some time time off to try and recover. So while I wait for this Theru Flu Nightime stuff knock me out, let me get out the jibba jabba… I Love Bittorrent – Part 1 I love Bittorrent! I have about 7 long boxes of comic books that i’ve been trying to get rid of. Don’t get me...

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    Apr 26

    I’m sick

    Written by olduser

    come back later…

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    Apr 16

    My New Apple MacBook Pro: First Impressions

    Written by olduser

    Well, i picked up my brand spankin’ new MacBook Pro on Friday! I left the San Francisco Apple Store with a hefty chunk of buyer’s remorse, but that all washed away once i got my new baby up and running. Here’s my first impressions: The Meat & Potatos 15.4-inch: 2.0GHz 1GB (single SODIMM) 667MHz DDR2 SDRAM (PC2-5300) ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 with 256MB of GDDR3 SDRAM 100GB Serial ATA;...

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    Apr 13

    On Location: The Apple Store, San Francisco, CA.

    Written by olduser

    (picture taken with MacBook Pro built in iSight Camera) T-minus one day before i get my MacBook Pro, so i’m down at the Apple Store in downtown San Francisco test driving one of these babies. My first impressions are that this laptop is awesome! The main things i wanted to see were the older PPC applications running under the Rosetta emulator. Apparently, they’re suppose to run at bout 60%...

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    Apr 13

    Podcast Spotlight: DJ Audio 1′s Rhymes & Beats

    Written by olduser

    With the ‘iffy’ legal area of copyright infringement when you’re dealing with Podcasts, it’s hard to find quality music shows/mixes that you can subscribe to. The best one I’ve heard by far is the“Beats & Rhymes Show” by DJ Audio 1(http://www.djaudio1.com and http://rhymesandbeats.com/). This cat has got skillz! And it so cool to just subscribe to the podcast and have the mixes automatically download into iTunes and my iPod....

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    Apr 13

    Mac OS + XP = Soon For Me!!!!!

    Written by olduser

    Speedye over at Flickr gave me a glimpse of what i’ll be doing this time tomorrow. I’ll be picking up my MacBook Pro and a copy of Window XP and maybe a copy of Civilization 4!!!

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    Apr 12

    “Get These Motherf****** Snakes Off The Motherf****** Plane!”

    Written by olduser

    If you go see one muthaf@!$#@ movie this muthaf$^#@%^ year. Go see Snakes On A Plane!!! The title alone warrants your 10 bucks!!! Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) and Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips), FBI agents, escort John Saunders (Mark Houghton), a former mafia member, to testify in a highly publicized case. In the course of a flight between Hawaii and California, an assassin releases hundreds of venomous snakes in...

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    Apr 12

    STROKE: More Important Information

    Written by olduser

    A commenter send me some added information to go along with a post i did called: “STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters” This isn’t complicated stuff! Please read and add to your knowledge. You never know when it might save your life or the life of a loved one. Thanx for the assist, Kanoski!!! Any one part of our brain dictates what happens on the opposite side of our...

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    Apr 10

    Amputated Geekness

    Written by olduser

    Sunday was a horrible day in my Geek life. My beloved 12″ Powerbook (known affectionately as “Giblet”) suffered a horrible crash. It feels like i lost a limb. I was so connected to that damn machine… The worse part was that i was in the process of updating all of wifey’s mystipies collateral and now i’ve lost all of that. I was HOURS away from doing my back and...

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    Apr 09

    Pimp Of The Week: Rep. Cynthia McKinney

    Written by olduser

    What do you do when a Police Officer lays hands on you at a building checkpoint? Well, you bitch-slap him with your cellphone, of course!” 8.75 out of 10 on the PIMP-O-METER “Much-a-do about a hairdo, b!tches!!!”

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    Apr 08

    Filling Empty Space On The Page (OE)

    Written by olduser

    Oh well. I looked at my site tonight and saw that it was blank. I’ve been so busy, I’m missing keep y’all up to date on what’s the what in the world of Mr. & Mrs. Kelley. Well… then I peeped over and EJflavors.com (as i tend to do more times than not) and saw that he did a nice little catchup entry called “April Thoughts (EO)“. So being...

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    Mar 30

    The Spring Break Mix w/ Special Guest DJ: Sean Davis

    Written by olduser

    Since i’ve been off the grid for a while, people have been asking me when the mix crop of mixes and radio blog are coming out. Well, Most of my music now will flow through the Flowink.com Brand (http://www.flowink.com). Drop by over there for hte hottest online mixes on the web. PERIOD. But that doesn’t mean i’m gonna leave my site high and dry. I’ll be posting some exclusive...

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