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	<title>Damn You, Todd Kelley &#187; Writing</title>
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	<description>The Further Adventures Of That Black Guy Named Todd</description>
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		<title>New Project: Craig</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 16:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After months of inactivity, I feel like I have to retire my zombie novel Apocrypha once again. But luckily for me, creative written inspiration has returned to me, in the form of the monster hunter simply known as: CRAIG!]]></description>
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		<title>Ten Years Ago: Whatever You Do, Don&#8217;t Look Directly At It! Trust Me!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm still plowing through the Wayback Machine and finding some of the old rants I use to write. This one in particular made me laugh when i found it. I STILL remember when this happened!]]></description>
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		<title>Apocrypha 1st Draft Excerpt: Chapter 9 &#8220;Downtown Traffic&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 18:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lieutenant Clarence Tate lead his team of 4 out of Saint Francis Memorial Hospital and out onto the streets of San Francisco. The retrieval transport &#8230; <a class="more-btn" href="http://toddkelley.net/blog/2011/09/03/apocrypha-1st-draft-excerpt-chapter-9-downtown-traffic/">Read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Are You There, God? It&#8217;s Me, The Big La: Part 3: You Want To Talk To God? God Never Sleep&#8230; (Circa 2004)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2004 09:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>olduser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Have You Forsaken Me? I think the Biblical story of Job is funny. Not funny &#8216;ha ha&#8217;, but funny &#8216;interesting&#8217;. You have God and &#8230; <a class="more-btn" href="http://toddkelley.net/blog/2004/03/25/are-you-there-god-its-me-the-big-la-part-3-you-want-to-talk-to-god-god-never-sleep-circa-2004/">Read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Are You There God? It&#8217;s Me, The Big La, Part 2: The Ranting Continues! (Circa 2004)</title>
		<link>http://toddkelley.net/blog/2004/02/25/are-you-there-god-its-me-the-big-la-part-2-the-ranting-continues-circa-2004/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2004 09:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>olduser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rapping with the Supreme Being, by Todd Kelley Are you there God? It&#8217;s me, the Big La!!! First off, thanx for the new job! YOU &#8230; <a class="more-btn" href="http://toddkelley.net/blog/2004/02/25/are-you-there-god-its-me-the-big-la-part-2-the-ranting-continues-circa-2004/">Read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Are You There God? It&#8217;s Me, The Big La, Part 1 (circa 2004)</title>
		<link>http://toddkelley.net/blog/2004/01/25/are-you-there-god-its-me-the-big-la-part-1-circa-2004/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2004 09:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>olduser</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you there God? It's me, the Big La!!! If so, could you spare some time out of your busy schedule and speak with me for couple minutes? I 've got a few things on my mind and you're the only person who can satisfy my curiosity. I was gonna write to you earlier, but, as you know it's 'Transsexual Week' on Springer, and Stefano's up to his old tricks on "Days of Our Lives" (I think unemployment is getting to me. Please help me find another job).

But seriously, I have a few things I need to get off my chest. Now, I know what you're thinking: I want to know 'the nature of life and the universe' and crap like that. But I'm sure you get asked that all the time. I don't need to know the answers to the cosmos. I'm one of the goods ones (see the halo over my head?).

Anyway, I just wanted to clear the air. Since you see and know all, I'm sure you've been noticing me asking more than a few question concerning faith and religion. I know you've seen me p*** [DIVINE CENSORSHIP] a few people off by challenging their faith and their definition of your 'will'. Honestly, it isn't that I'm trying to swerve your followers, or spin some blasphemous scene. It's just some of your 'ELECTED OFFICIALS' tend to send conflicting signals, which doesn't sit well with the population, at large.]]></description>
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